Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The Olympian is in my bed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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