My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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