You made me cry and you don't even care
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Drake has all the answers
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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