3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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