What a fucking waste of an outfit
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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