so explain again why im purple
no
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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