she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
