And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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