Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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