If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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