I bet he comes in French.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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