No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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