I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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