my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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