People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
try to milk me bitch
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