I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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