So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize