that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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