is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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