Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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