Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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