she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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