i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Drunk is not a location!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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