make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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