Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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