Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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