oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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