Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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