He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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