How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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