I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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