I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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