you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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