I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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