windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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