I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she peed on how many people?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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