Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i already hear my dad disowning me
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
