I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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