why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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