the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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