so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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