I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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