I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
high people should be assigned attendants
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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