You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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