Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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