i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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