Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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