its not stalking. its research.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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