I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
