No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
