fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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