i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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