Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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